anon
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Amanda Ross
United States
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Anonymous
Egypt
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Anonymous
United States
Classic
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Box fresh
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
Pauline
Cool
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Elis
United States
Just dependa things
Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marine's Girlfriend." I'm a straight 16 year-old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML
art_major
United Kingdom
Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
peppergirl
Sewing project
Today, I was doing a sewing project in class. My friend said we should get the teachers to model our designs. I said that I did not think I would have enough material to make clothes for one of the teachers. I said this in front of the whole class very loudly, while the teacher was right next to me. FML
Anonymous
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
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OochenSnoochen 15
shoulda flashed him and said you wish.
abceasyas123abc 12
Study hard and prove him/her wrong. Success is the best revenge, OP!
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Comments (156)
supersaiyan7 0
it's funny cuz you're stupid!!!
OochenSnoochen 15
shoulda flashed him and said you wish.
TheFection 0
ooooh! that was great!
damselchelle 4
LMFAO! ^^
RedPillSucks 33
Unless, of course, OP is a guy. OK, well, maybe that would work too.
Darcon 8
LOL and what does OP mean?
Finn_the_human 5
What? No way. I'm like the smartest guy in Ooo thanks to these glasses.
rachii 0
38, OP means ovulating penis.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Ostentatious Pilgrim
ydi_4_suking 20
Olds Perm
cptmorgan15 2
Orangutan Pussy.
Katie_the_Great 6
ohh not this agian! :)
tswiftbaby 15
do what oochen snoochen said
AaronTkr 0
Optimus Prime
Shootamonkey3 0
LMFAO AT 77 AND 101. Man, you guys each deserve cookies.
scar97 0
38- orgy period orange pussy odd penis
bobateme 0
Ostentacious Preschooler
helloimbob 0
that I such a win!!!!! I would soo do that!!!!
staceysgenesis16 0
slap that bitch..
dirtyblond 4
Overweight Penis
humzizzl3 0
OP = Oversized Pussy
moodi_fml 0
it's your turn to say f off in Spanish, he's rude
Takador 3
Jodete
tulsafml 0
¿Cómo se dice "**** off you dumb as *****, you can go suck your dads incesting dick", en español?
tulsafml 0
^ thanks
182crazyking 9
Que?
dirtyblond 4
Ya escuchastes al hombre! No preguntas..
Katie_the_Great 6
no me gusta!
ceddyz17 10
jaja un mala chica
abceasyas123abc 12
Study hard and prove him/her wrong. Success is the best revenge, OP!
UpsidedownKayak 9
I agree, proving a critic wrong is the best way to shut them up.
jdogy 0
no saying thts not wat ur mom said last night is the best way to shut them up
Livinia 11
Aww, what a meanie :(
FFAffliction 0
Wait wait wait, you have wishes??!? Where did you find the magic lamp?!?
yuggi1 11
The bitch! Tell her "chupa mi pinga, vieja puta". That will shut her up.
j0k3r2213 0
I know i would of told her that. LOL
DocBastard 40
Would you really OF done that? Please. Yes, I'm absolutely sure you tough guys would have told a teacher to suck your dicks. Get ******* real. You would've sulked pathetically, hung your heads, and cried softly to yourself in the little boy's room.
blueglue 0
Totally right. Douchebags like these are all talk.
bgawne 0
Doc speaks the truth again
Vagabond89 0
this is hilarious
manzanita2121 6
You mean" chupa mi pinche verga puta"
yuggi1 11
I'm not a man, I'm a cross-dresser. :D I only told the OP a comeback in Spanish, but i would've never used it since... I don't have a dick.
yuggi1 11
76: Let's agree to disagree. There are more different types of Spanish than there are English, IMO. I for once had to look up what you said because i never heard it before. To me "pinche" comes from pinchar= to pinch and verga= ****. See what I mean?
manzanita2121 6
hmmm what Spanish do you speak my friend?
yuggi1 11
Cuban.
ninjanels 7
bull shit ur not a amature fighter
eradonnes 0
cuban spanish sux balls compared to mexican
dirtyblond 4
Pinga? I've never heard of that word before in Spanish..o_O i guess there ARE different "kinds" of it.
FNFPhilly 0
smh...more jersey shore wanna be people like ^^^ said I highly doubt you would I wouldn't sulk but I probably wouldve joked with them like ikr?? just to screw with them haha
camartinez23 0
pinga is only for those with a tiny penis
_highandlow 5
Oh, you are so bad. please, you're an idiot.
amerwin 3
haha.. it is pretty silly when retards like yourself walk around sporting ivy league memorabilia. Maybe you should consider a Texas El Passo Community College Institute of Higher learning shirt, or TEPCCIHL for short.
j0k3r2213 0
Ain't someone really cold blooded.
DocBastard 40
*psst Amerwin - Stanford isn't in the Ivy League*
amerwin 3
I thought of that right after I posted, but didn't anyone would catch it!
amerwin 3
think*
Bassmasterclassi 2
well that is probably your el paso community college education at work.
heathersmorin 0
Well, now we see what happens when one attends TEPCCHL. Next time you wanna be harsh, think it all the way through.
SirEBC 7
This is quite possibly the the largest "fail" I've ever seen on this site, and that is saying a lot.
SirEBC 7
Yeah, I'm just going to take back what I said and walk away in shame now. *the
MissBunny25 0
41&45 yeah, you failed while pointing out a fail. good job. *pats fluffy head* run along now. *sits back and waits for hate comments from SirEBC*
kyanisaurus 0
I don't think your jesus likes you judging others amerwin.
DocBastard 40
Amerwin has his own personal Jesus? Someone to hear your prayers? Someone who's there? Ever1luvsboners is my personal Jesus. Reach out and touch faith, brother.
kyanisaurus 0
apologies, yes he should be sharing with those who believe.
BelleElle_fml 5
Hey Doc, did you pull that knife out of somebody?
DocBastard 40
Yes indeed. His brother mistaken believed the knife belonged in his back. I disagreed.
gelajule 1
ouchhh haha
rawwwrrrsheet 0
dumbass Stanford isn't in the ivy league u shouldn't make fun of people and call them retarded because u in fact are stupid
swagnuts777 2
yeah! what a douche!
MiniTree 0
What homie I go to epcc-_-
MiniTree 0
Oh shitt
MrsBritG21 0
Wow, doubt he'll get teacher of the year for that...
Tuesdays76 0
And if he is a school teacher I doubt he went to a school like Stanford.
DocBastard 40
What kind of ****** up attitude is that? School teachers are some of the most under-appreciated people in the world, and some are very highly educated at the best centers of higher learning. Just remember, these are the people responsible for educating our children. Get your head out of your ass and try a little respect.
ugliness 6
agreed with DOC, I want to be a teacher, I get some of the best marks in my classes but I would rather help the ever dwindling population of physics teachers in scotland :3 but UNI is too crowded so my best bet is to become a hobo