Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML
Today, I challenged myself and went skydiving! However, I made the mistake of doing so on an empty stomach. I made it through the freefall, and through most of the canopy bit, until low-blood-sugar induced dizziness made me blackout on final approach. I still remember most of it, but now I feel emasculated. FML
Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
Today, at the airport, I was waiting for my best friend who's been away for over a year. I spotted her, ran over, yelled her name, and jumped on her back. It wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who was somehow more terrified than I was embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
gracehi 33
I can't believe you FELL for that one! *Ba dum tssss*
Mr_Relatable 16
Oh chute, he probably sent you're heartbeat sky high, and your stomach in a dive!
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Comments (118)
gracehi 33
I can't believe you FELL for that one! *Ba dum tssss*
ManUtdFan743 21
Clever bastard haha.
Mr_Relatable 16
Oh chute, he probably sent you're heartbeat sky high, and your stomach in a dive!
Jak0p 25
I actually like your comment, but I hesitate to upvote it because of "you're". it's correct in the second part of your sentence, but why?
lexiieeex3 32
Now that's just cruel...
ber4fun 23
Maybe cruel but at least he got to go sky diving, it's still on the top of my bucket list.
Kuibe 18
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Well you'll laugh at it some day OP but this sounds exactly like something my best friend would do to me.
Calarel_bones 12
with a friend like yours, who would need enemies?
gosh_mate 30
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I just don't think pranks are funny if they generally upset the victim...
thawny_fml 21
Beat the shit out of your friend but remember to say "it's a prank" in between swings so he knows you're just joking.
nemcali 34
#5 Totally agree. I was meant yo hit like not dislike :)
izzajaneful 24
It's not a prank if it doesn't "generally" upset them. Perhaps you meant "genuinely"?
qtbabe127 22
You're friends with Sam Pepper I see.
deathstroke990 22
I get that they're both assholes, but besides that ?? how ????
MonstreBelle 29
24- Sam Pepper released a "prank" video a few days ago where he pretends to kidnap 2 guys that are best friends and pretends to kill one of them in front of the other
SystemofaBlink41 27
Holy mother of too far.
tarlax 11
It's only "too far" if the entire prank and everything in it isn't staged and outright fake. Anyone with a working brain can figure that video out. Most full-time YouTube "pranksters" are full of shit.
Solano2580 24
That is unwarranted. Depending on age i'd tell him to cut the crap or you'd just stop hanging out with him. Suicide is no joking matter and a prank war would just be even more childish.
jawarston 24
classic
trellz17 19
Should've snap chatted it.
BloodyGlass 10
When's the funeral, OP? Because I'm sure you killed him, I would've.