Today, my dad took my car keys off my keychain and hid them from me. His reasoning was, "I don't want you to be driving during the winter." Guess who has to walk ten miles a day to work, through the New England snow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, my dad tried to confiscate my car keys because he doesn’t like how late I stay out on the weekends. I’m 26, have owned my own home since I was 24, and also how the fuck does he know what time I get home? My own dad is stalking me. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML
Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
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Top comments
jttorkildson 21
You should reason with him. That sounds quite a bit more dangerous than driving in the snow.
nash1991 20
Make him walk 10 miles in the snow and cold one day and see how he likes it.
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Comments (112)
Symphoniaes 32
You can't just get a ride from somebody else?
zandahstarick 6
Take his car to work.
twilight2002 17
Tom Brady sucks lol
kirby1964 20
1) Bus 2) Bicycle 3) Move out of his place. I am assuming a few things here I know.
SiriusOrionBlack 20
they're from New Hampshire, the land of zero public transportation unless you live in Manchvegas (and even then it's pretty limited), so busses are really not a possibility. they also may not have access to a bike, and I imagine biking through the snow is not the easiest thing anyway.
Llama_Face89 34
Still. it's not like we have much snow. we've had, what? 2 inches? that's barely a dusting. it wasn't even that cold until this week.
smxiricky 23
Go Patriots.
s3ahawkz 19
cheaters
Krycek_fml 19
He'd better be giving you a ride then.
Rockloudly123 8
Call a taxi
mike3775 39
That would get pretty expensive over time, probably more than OP makes a month, considering how expensive taxi's are these days
mtndoc 16
You didn't have a spare? The auto dealer should be able to help you replace the key.
Jesmassimo 21
But it hasn't snowed here yet lol it was like 55 degrees in the northeast.
Octavarium16 7
Well, we got 7 inches of snow up where I am in Maine last week and 2 inches of it is still on the ground.... So it wouldn't surprise me if the OP is in another more northern part of NE that got snow as well. And we're lucky it's in the 20s now--it was single digits during the day and below zero at night for a few days. It just depends on what part of NE you're in.
Helldemon 32
Looks like the OP possibly had an auto-correct issue as it says they are from New Hampshire on the FML from the main page.
Destroy1297 2
New Hampshire is part of New England.
gingeraleison 18
He does realize you'll have to drive in the winter at some point, right? Does he plan on just taking your keys for the next 20 years?
ThrottleJockey 36
She's also probably not allowed to date until she's 40 either.