Animals, Dogs and Anger issues: Rescue me - FML

Rescue me

By Julie - 15/09/2026 12:00 - Germany - Seevetal

Today, my mum has a rescue dog who grew up in a cage and, even after 18 months of love & stability, is still extremely loud and aggressive. So, bottom line, she ruined not only her own life, but also her partner’s, her cats’, mine, and the neighbours’, all so that ONE little arsehole canine can have a nice life. FML

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DLBL 21

Tuesday 15 September 2026 16:28

At this point, see a good vet. The dog may need medical intervention, like anti-anxiety drugs. Better that than waiting until she bites someone. She'll feel better, too. She doesn't want to be this way.

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DLBL 21

Tuesday 15 September 2026 16:28

At this point, see a good vet. The dog may need medical intervention, like anti-anxiety drugs. Better that than waiting until she bites someone. She'll feel better, too. She doesn't want to be this way.

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