Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML
Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
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chickenwalrus 14
"Lucky Sperm" haha good name
seeunexttuesdays 6
Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D
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Comments (215)
milly_11 4
Or maybe your mom cheated... Just saying it could be a very BIG possibility
GoArmy6624 7
If a man gets a vasectomy there's a period after the surgery where the man will still release sperm. I bet he was told to beat off a few times before having sex for the first time after the surgery. Just be glad you weren't a knuckle child.
brunettegurly 0
or maybe he isn't the father.. his/her mom could have cheated.
picturescrazy 24
Hahaha, I assume your mom was sleeping around instead.
badactor009 0
Perhaps your Mother's monogamy failed.
loserman67 36
Sorry, I have to say this -- your dad is a MORON! He probably also wonders why mommy's panties are always sticky, why she has constant urinary tract infections and why her jaw is always sore. WAKE UP DAD, mommy is sneakin
robert76 5
Actually, no. Vasectomies do reverse themselves. It's fairly rare, but not completely uncommon either. The human body has an amazing capacity to heal itself.
emeraldstar102 3
you're the moron... he probably checked... vasectomies can fail sometimes
cinder2theblock 0
There's nothing accidental about what your parents did on bed, you were a surprise
jbloandini 4
Maybe thats not your real dad...
lynn21812 0
Sounds like your mom actually cheated
Gilliam999 0
I'm an accident too:)