Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML
Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
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chickenwalrus 14
"Lucky Sperm" haha good name
seeunexttuesdays 6
Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D
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Comments (215)
singthai29 0
how depressing. my sister was an iud baby. things happen for a reason. n ur special.
singthai29 0
after a man undergoes a vasectomy it is advisable to have 20 ejaculations n use other means of birth control methods for 6 months when engaging sexual activities with ur partner to ensure or determine that he is permanently infertile.
myspacer117 0
you and your dad really trust your mom, don't you?
DavidC43 0
You sure your mom didn't cheat? I feel another FML coming on... Haha
itswhateveridk 0
Woah! That's a relief, I thought u were gonna say that since he had a vasectomy your mom cheated on him and that's why you were born, lol.
delfino1604 24
your father must be a special mistake as well if he believes his none existing sperm created you
aninalcruelty 0
Or your moms a **** :D
FailedNinja 0
Its called a cheating mother... FYL
csmouton 3
Whose mom bangin? If ur dads vasectomy didn't work then I got it. However we men get that shit for a reason. We don't want anymore of you little bastards and we know when mom is ******* around
DirtySouth21 0
Be grateful