Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
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MaramaBreaksFace 0
Your aunt is a bitch.
emer_helena 0
If they get married that's gonna be really hard to explain
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Comments (133)
Lilianna_fml 0
Could be worse... He could be dating your aunt on HIS side.
jaxsk 0
That's exactly what I was going to say! Dating your aunt on your father's side would be a lot more scarring... so don't worry too much.
HurriKaty 4
You may as well fetch a banjo and a shotgun and give up all hope.
kawa_fml 0
aw, I feel bad for your dad, it seems like he's still pining for your mom, and is just looking for someone close to her. Not to say he doesn't love your aunt, but still, it could get awkward. I would say just try and be there for your dad, he'll need it.
bethechange_fml 0
Thats borderline embreeding lol
pat2rome 0
1. No, it's not. Not even close. 2. Judging by your spelling, there's been some "embreeding" in your family's history.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
bethechange lacks basic comprehension skills. It's crazy how whenever there's an FML about family relations, all the prude morons crawl out of the sewers to vomit their stupidity all over the page. (Not you in particular, I mean all of you commenting with "duuur, inbreeding lulzlulz".) UUUURGH, it's painful to read.
jailbot 7
Wow... your dad and aunt are terrible people.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Pray tell, why do you think that, little child?
snakesandlions 0
my dad divorced my mom for the purpose of marrying my mothers niece - my cousin on my mothers side. so it could be worse.
Hockeylover87_71 0
Haha! poor you! your family tree is gonna be Awesome ;)
fmlFrank 0
I don't see the big deal at all.
didi666_fml 0
any normal person would have said my mom's sister...! weirdo
djb23 0
ha agreed but see this way she makes it sound like it's about her and not her mom..