Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
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MaramaBreaksFace 0
Your aunt is a bitch.
emer_helena 0
If they get married that's gonna be really hard to explain
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adelaide_evening 0
My dad is my mom's ex-husband's ex-wife's brother, and they got married. That's kind of the same thing but not really. It's all very soap operaish.
ithedarkknight 0
At least its not one of those my dad is dating a girl almost my age OMG! finally something different. Um that is pretty gross your dads a damn weirdo and your aunt a ****. lol options 1. Except it and be tramatized for life. 2. Turn dark and act emo. 3. Call shananigans and run away
roznic 0
who said the mum died?
peanut_dog 0
what a clusterfuck.
bob1124 0
Your dad is AWESOME.
rollursk8r 0
Since they aren't related, that's ok, just really awkward to explain. If they have kids, they would be half brothers/sisters but have the same grandparents... one creepy family reunion!! "This is my halfsister who is also my cousin" And what if there aunt already has kids? They would be your couisins and stepfamily....
Bboy_DiSpirit 24
ur aunt and dad are shitheads
pat2rome 0
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
FarSide 23
but on the current level, you are banging your sister-in-law
pat2rome 0
Sucks to be you, man.