Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
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MaramaBreaksFace 0
Your aunt is a bitch.
emer_helena 0
If they get married that's gonna be really hard to explain
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BreezyPear 0
Eeeew!
th3rapy 0
You're not alone. One of my friends is in the same situation. Only her father & aunt are now married and have a kid she has to frequently babysit, in between houses.
RuralNinja 0
You're dad is awesome, deciding your mom wasn't good enough and going after her sister.
princess90 0
ofcoarse on your mothers side he would not date his own sister ^o) but that sux..
bluengreen 0
I'm beyond in love with my wife's sister. We've known each other for years, she's lived with us for more than five. I've supported her through a messy divorce, helped raise her child, supported her financially and emotionally. We've cried and laughed together and have gone through so many shared experiences. She's one of the most important people in my entire life. I would die or kill for her, she means so much. I love my wife, she's beautiful and sweet. But if she and I were split as the original poster's parents did, heck yeah I'd marry her sister in a heartbeat. I'm positive she feels the same, though we don't even flirt or talk about our feelings. We're connected in a deeply emotional way. Even my wife has told me that sometimes she thinks I married the wrong sister. Hearts and love are funny things sometimes. If OP's dad has been alone for so long, why begrudge him a chance at happiness? He couldn't have made a choice like that lightly, "coming out" was probably very difficult for him. I hope everyone comes out of this happy and fulfilled.
naoanaxtosox 0
uhmm one thing i dont think you had to say my aunt "on my mothers side" cause i doont think that your dad would date his sister so that part is self explainable. just made me think you were kinda slowww
kiwi0605 0
So?
frightful316 0
Wow...ackward.
silasandseansfml 0
wonder y so many pol say ydi
SoulessRed 0
Iiiiiiirony