Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
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MaramaBreaksFace 0
Your aunt is a bitch.
emer_helena 0
If they get married that's gonna be really hard to explain
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Comments (133)
z_x_c_v_b_n_m 0
oh, man, that sucks. reminds me of hamlet a bit.
xoxoqueen 0
lol.. wat a dad..its more like Fuhk ur mom's life!
Nick402 0
At least it's not your aunt on your father's side.
shultzie_sjs 0
so... lets get this straight, if they have kids, would she call them cousins, or siblings... and if she has kids, are her kids still cousins, or are they now step siblings... this is what i call "keeping it in the family"
FoundManyLemons 0
So?
lunaroseemh 0
that is disgusting. i feel sorry for you and your mother.
Muninn 0
I feel you, dude. My mom (who also split with my dad when I was very young) went out on a date with my paternal Uncle. A date. One. Because (even though I was only about eleven) I waited until he left and said "Jesus CHRIST woman! What the hell are you doing?!"
GrapefruitZoe 0
Uh so what? At least he's not dating your aunt on your DAD's side.
291togo 0
You must be from the south or you're copying a Jeff Foxworthy joke.
decibel_beads 0
Didn't go far did he? This is not an FML, and like some said at least he's not "dating your aunt on you DAD's side"