Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
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colvindj 22
look at it this way, at least it wasn't a pic.
MattStro 23
Have fun trying to look him in the eyes again after this.
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Comments (87)
jqmalang 17
Yeah that's very awkward...
CaptainFluffyPaw 19
At least there wasn't a picture.
saffy66 34
Text back and say, thanks but no thanks, Dad. Then post it to one of those autocorrect fail sites. Might as well get a laugh out of it!
rockninja 21
i don't have anything to say to this!! i just hope for you OP! stay strong.
amileah13 26
Can't undo that image!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If he meant to send it to his girlfriend, I hope I see his FML on this incident.
Jayroc 18
Dick move on his part
worldclassrager 41
What did you send back as a reply?
Big_Bear99 19
On the other hand, bribery and blackmail are wonderful things!
Bunni_Boo_Butt 7
so awkward! hope he notice it before sending to another "wrong" person...