Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
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colvindj 22
look at it this way, at least it wasn't a pic.
MattStro 23
Have fun trying to look him in the eyes again after this.
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Comments (87)
QuaDECH 13
I incest you tell me more.
codytallica 38
*insert witty incest joke here*
Ali_Br_fml 33
...Too late.
AyeJay101 25
Awkward moment: girlfriend and daughter have the same name.
rockbandaddict85 22
awkward moment: not only do girlfriend and daughter have the same name, they are the same age. lol
hailzz_96 18
Make sure he knows if it lasts longer than 4 hours to seek medical attention
more4me 27
most likely a mistake, OP. you would know if something was THAT off with your dad. Poor OP.
daddysgirl243 21
good luck looking at both of them in the eyes again
mustangbravo 27
I hope there's a follow-up. I'd love to hear this explanation.
holly_24135 18
I guess you could say he will have a hard time explaining that one
Accurate_Vision 31
As long as he doesn't start asking for pictures and sending them, one -hopefully a- mistake won't be too bad.
JonathanKG 12
Don't think anyone has mentioned this but I really, really hope he's not married. Either way, I'm sorry you had to get that text message.