Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
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colvindj 22
look at it this way, at least it wasn't a pic.
MattStro 23
Have fun trying to look him in the eyes again after this.
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Comments (87)
Krwman 8
I guess I've been doing it all wrong for years. I had no idea that such a direct approach would be regarded as welcome or leading to success
WOTAN1488 24
Run.
Niedermayer_20 12
Well hopefully, or we might have infest. From Texas?
i_lik_tomaters 21
I would say take it ad a compliment but it's your dad so...
RealSuperSand 21
Are you by chance a lannister?
manga_fml 15
this is the worst.
JCRouzer29 27
Guess you'll find out when you see him next.
sassy2085 16
That is so wrong on so many levels. I would embarrass him and point out his mistake.
VeganDarkLight 31
Come on, everyone makes mistakes and I bet he was embarassed enough when he realised his. No need to tell anybody else about it to my mind.
jhuny 10
That man had given you everything! A roof over your head, food in your belly, and now a dick in your a**h***. show the man some respect!
Grenith 21
Wincest!