Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
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colvindj 22
look at it this way, at least it wasn't a pic.
MattStro 23
Have fun trying to look him in the eyes again after this.
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Comments (87)
ChrisPavs 17
Hope you have the same name.. Or someone has some explaining to do..
Mauskau 36
Plot twist, OP is the girlfriend.
RenoTheRhino 30
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
In that case, I wouldn't be surprised if OP lives in Kentucky.
lovelockdown23 23
alabama?
RedPillSucks 33
erm... "my dad..."
amine91_fml 12
erm rednecks
balake_fml 8
I thought it was funny
fakedsincerity 32
Send him back a gross infected dick pic and he'll never make that mistake again
eliotherbst 9
OP is a female
AbtractAngela 17
they meant to find one off the internet or something
fakedsincerity 32
so? i didn't say send their own dick? just a picture of a nasty infected one.
colvindj 22
When solving the problem goes wrong..
mds9986 24
Does blue waffle penis exist?
mr_sarcastic416 29
go to Google image search... look up blue waffle
mr_sarcastic416 29
#23 go to Google --> Image Search --> search for special fried rice thank me later
RedPillSucks 33
is your profile pic the after effect of googling "blue waffle"?
J15237 25
I agree. More than likely the dad has no idea how bad he has ****** up on this one and she should send something back and add check your contact name.
colvindj 22
look at it this way, at least it wasn't a pic.
ItsDutch 16
I'd much rather accidentally get a message like this, rather than getting a picture of a family members dirty bits. On account of OP's behalf, hopefully it was just a mistake.
Daevas 18
I'd rather not look at 'it' that way
MattStro 23
Have fun trying to look him in the eyes again after this.
pleasedie 22
Hope you've started the search for a good therapist. You might be needing one soon
DFMLharsh 20
Enough of the therapist advises please. It was just a message. You don't need a therapist for a lousy message.
ChickenNug 17
Bro, you need to learn how to take a joke.
_t_devon_t_ 12
I'm really wondering if he perhaps sent that to the wrong person
UH60 26
You don't say.
QueenOfSuppness 25
Really? I never would have thought
jezka374 15
Sounds like he's going to have a hell of a time explaining that one away...
kathrynjayney 10
Oh no
musicforhearts 15
That's awkward. FYL