Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
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IllegalLight 0
If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.
Kylias 6
Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday! And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.
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SekC 0
Why does everyone keep focusing on the dad's girlfriend? If any of you dumbasses read the OP's post you would note that the dad was involved in the mix up as well. Maybe the OP is upset that even the dad couldn't remember how old the OP is. Everyone of you who has posted is acting the same age as the person you're talking bad about. #276 wins. Who cares how old the OP is? Something bothered him and he posted about it. There is no age restriction to FML so who gives a damn, except for the Nazis out there that have nothing better to do.
Stevieebabyy 0
I would be pretty ticked. How the frig does OP deserve this? Imagine yourselves as 13. And someone gave you a happy 12th birthday balloon, cake and card or whatever. I would be kinda disappointed for them to not know that. After all, why throw a party that says the age A LOT all over if you don't know the age?
charmanderCHAR 5
@189 I bet you know about EVERY teenybopper, just because you live with one :lol: Stupid moron.
Freed0mfr1es 0
op needs to gtfo
lazybjai 0
whatevers, get over yourself kid. there are plenty of worse things in life. gosh, and 13 year olds are on this site now too?? shit...
biteme19 0
really ? poor you. jeeze i thought this would be funny.
theropod 0
You can't be 13. You spelled everything correctly.
BabaBlackShirt 0
Oh no, she's one year off!! All is lost! You'll necer recover!! /endsarcasm
lalalandgirl123 0
that happened to me but my dad had sent me a card that said, "happy 12 b-day i bet you can't wait another year to go to pg 13 movies heres two tickets for you and your mom". I turned 14 and the tickects were for g force.
SekC 0
Haha I love this FML. Time to post again. "whatevers, get over yourself kid. there are plenty of worse things in life. gosh, and 13 year olds are on this site now too?? shit..." - You're an idiot. For a 13 year old, this is pretty bad. You act like 13 year olds have aids. Get a life and shut the **** up. "really ? poor you. jeeze i thought this would be funny." Not all FMLs are funny. Some people post them because they actually do feel bad about what happened. Die please. "You can't be 13. You spelled everything correctly." Isn't it weird? Unlike most of the replies to this post, the OP was really good about the grammar. "Oh no, she's one year off!! All is lost! You'll necer recover!!" See my first quote. You're an idiot too. 12 to 13? You can't tell me that wasn't big for you. Becoming a teenager was big for everyone
vynns 0
Haha and I love how you're so vehement about standing up for a kid you don't know. In case you didn't notice, if one chooses to post anything on the Internet, there will be people who will say negative things about it. Some might be nicer about it, others will not. If you don't like or can't handle it, then don't come here. If you truly want pity without the barbs, whine to sympathetic friends, not to the Internet.
CoffeeCovered 0
Becoming a teenager was big for everyone? Excuse me, but seriously? It's not a big deal at all, I never understood why kids were so excited to be yet another year older.