Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
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IllegalLight 0
If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.
Kylias 6
Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday! And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.
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Comments (412)
rends 0
#1, palys FTW
yeahiknow0 0
Hey when I turned 13 my parents forgot it was my birthday... At least you got a party. :)
alli_cat91 0
wooow. I'm 13 & I'm more mature then my 47 year old father. my dad doesn't remeber my age either. I haven't had a birthday party in like 4 years. idc though, but seriously stop being pathetic jerks toward OP. it's immature to bitch and start arguments on websites, such as FML. @89 & everyone else who agreed, get a life and act your age :)
kaytwiztid 0
wait until u get old enough even u can't remember how old u r n r stuck counting from ur birthdate to the actual date to find out ur age
WtfSarah 0
Ungrateful lil jit. My Dad tottally forgot about my 16th bday. Your not allowed to bitch till you hit pubirty. And since when did 13 yr olds know how to spell according? lol.
tigerlilypop 7
haa yeah
mad_hatter0666 22
turning 13 is a mile stone. I feel your pain, kid.
saladgirl123 0
whocares you young ungrateful little snob 13 12 same damn thing
flwrchyld 0
your still a kid..
cat0340 0
so sorry sweetie