Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
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Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
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Top comments
IllegalLight 0
If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.
Kylias 6
Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday! And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.
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Comments (412)
wombat918 1
Oh please! Everytime my dad fills out a health form for me, he has to ask me how old I am!!! So quit complaining, there's more tragic things going on in people's lives!
DeW_DoGgY 1
Wow, and that makes a difference how? So what if it says twelve
PhishloverA 14
'They'? Your dad doesn't even know his own kid's age? FYL. Look on the bright side, it's better than nothing. At least they didn't forget your birthday
1beee 3
Be grateful that they at least they celebrated with you...
ILoveZombieBoys 13
Ok get over the fact that OP is 13 , it is an FML cuz WTF if you're throwing a party for someone know their age -_-
rocketpopper1030 11
Happy birthday? (:
nickywink99 5
hey, at least you're a 13 year old with good grammar! be happy
pmacxx 5
At least she tried.
Scarshadow101 6
I understand that you're a little peeved about daddy's new girlfriend. But that doesn't mean that you go and throw a hissy fit when your surprise party is off by ONE YEAR. Ungrateful.
nicholasj96 9
Atleast you got a party and gifts and stuff. Be grateful