Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML
Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping every 20 seconds or so. On the way to get it fixed, I got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Behind a cop car. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the morning. It was still going when I left for work. If you see a news story in a few days about a whole neighborhood beating a guy to death, that's probably us. FML
Today, we have an asshole neighbor who owns a loud muscle car. Another neighbor called the cops on him for constantly revving the engine and breaking the noise ordinance. He now purposefully drives by their house at odd hours of the night to blare his horn and wake everybody up. I live across the road from them. FML
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Peroxide 3
god damn I would have loved to have seen you driving to the mechanics with your horn going off "omg, wtf is that guy behind me beeping for, its a red light you ********!"
DarkJoy_fml 5
That would be really embarrassing. Sorry OP. I am wondering how effective punching the steering wheel was in remedying this.
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DarkJoy_fml 5
That would be really embarrassing. Sorry OP. I am wondering how effective punching the steering wheel was in remedying this.
andydawg8891 0
Back in my day we either pulled the fuse or unhooked the battery.
Cristaderzi 0
This'd only be a FML if you were beaten by an awoken neighbor LOL!!
SenGaeriel 3
...and then got locked out only wearing your pajamas.
Aha09 1
...And then got locked out half-naked with only your robe in 20 degree weather. ;P
DanGleesak 11
And then got attacked by a bear with a sword.
Peroxide 3
god damn I would have loved to have seen you driving to the mechanics with your horn going off "omg, wtf is that guy behind me beeping for, its a red light you ********!"
Feverrotes 15
^^^This WIN
Rapt0rJesus 0
^^^^ THIS IDIOT, also, what if he simply removed the power cable of the horn. What a bunch of morons...
lightningbolt13 0
wow..... you so fail dood. but this is funny.
lionheartdamacy 0
Aha. Hey man, try not to think too much FML. It's a funny story. Laugh with your neighbors and it'll be much better.
TeenSpirit_fml 0
Exactly. At least they all laughed about it instead of coming outside at such unruly hours to kick the ever loving crap out of OP for waking them up.
Mx_Rider 6
lmfao the whole... i ran outside to yell at them made me laugh op you know you wouldnt do shizz bahh haah
FPsLife 5
Yeah, I can't help but laugh at that, too. She didn't even mention getting her gun out.
troyboyd05 0
MxRider and you would? Didnt think so, because you say shizz.
da_page09 0
What I'm wondering is how did she get in the car, it was probably locked and she just ran out, did she grab her keys to go yell at someone?
SaltyCheeseFry 4
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Un_Luckey_One 0
i feel your pain it's happened to me twice once at 11 something at night after I had gone to bed and the next time at 4 in the freaking morning...
techtonictwerp 1
oh man same thing happened to my roommate a couple years ago. We spent the entire day listening to someone laying on the horn off and on again, finally went outside to yell at them only to find it was his car. Totally hilarious.
BrianT80 0
The same thing happened to me I was at my girlfriends house it was in the afternoon and heard somebody leaning on the horn a was getting pissed my girlfriends mom came home and asked my why my car was honking at her. My problem was water had gotten into the relay under the dash and shorted it out to stop it I had to pull the relay out to stop it and when i got a new relay my horn sounded like crap it got burnt out for honking so much. lol
feminist19 0
Lol. naaaaat