Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
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Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
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IllegalLight 0
If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.
Kylias 6
Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday! And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.
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Comments (412)
antsinmypants199 0
Aww hunny, that sucks. I remember my 13th birthday, it was such a big deal to be a teenager. Hope everything worked out.
brunettegurly 0
why are you on here?
amaruq 0
**** you i turned 16 this year the only person I got a happy birthday from was my parents no one even ****** cared
baden18830 5
boo ****** hoo. so a 12 year olds presents aren't good enough for a drama queen like you? I I ever catch my kids actin like that they wouldn't get shit for their next bday. this one gonna be a mondo bitch
dolphingirl00 0
umm... she isn't being selfish at all her dads girlfriend and her own DAD forgot how old she was turning they are the jerks not her!
c0wz_g0_quack 3
Last!
brianjman14 23
This is just like the FML that when a girl's new step-sister thought her name was Gabby when really her name was Abby. OP, shut the **** up. At least the threw you a party. So what that they were off by ONE year. At least they didn't think you were eight or seven. Crybaby.
gader 3
blame your FATHER!!!! H.D
AnneFTW 17
Aww I feel bad for her! She was obviously trying really hard to get you to like her, I'd say your Dad mightn't have been clear on your age. She put a lot of effort in so appreciate it and don't blame her.
Yblek 1
same difference 12, 13 who cares