Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
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IllegalLight 0
If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.
Kylias 6
Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday! And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.
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Comments (412)
rttr 18
At least she tried...
amayalives4music 1
Why are you 13 and on this app anyway?
thaaatgirl 4
11/11 nice bday OC.
iBiteRoses 22
Oh, your life sucks SOOOO bad, you poor thing, at least people TRY. At least people will do SOMETHING for your birthday. Stop your childish whining and go tell your mommy about it. :P
rabbinussbaum 0
At least she cared enough to throw you a party...
pancakepossom 2
When I was 13, my time on the Internet was spent on Neopets. Not reading about peoples sex problems, cheating husbands, or rude bosses. At least give them credit for trying. My birthday is may 7th but every year without fail, my dad calls to wish me a happy birthday on cinco de mayo. I then have to convince him it's a Mexican holiday and my birthday is still two days away. But hey, it's better than forgetting all together or not acknowledging it!
jdawg2010 0
It seems that since OP revealed her age, which she is young, people are basg
jdawg2010 0
It seems that since OP revealed her age, which is young, people are bashing her for being "ungrateful." But in reality, wouldn't you guys be upset if your own father (assuming he forgot her age, too because she said "they") forgot your age? She's.not upset about the party. Jesus H.
jdawg2010 0
Btw--#261 you're probably the most clueless one yet.
SashaPierterse 8
Gtfo.