Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
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IllegalLight 0
If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.
Kylias 6
Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday! And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.
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Comments (412)
deaditegirl 0
Boo ******* hoo. You're a whiny little brat. STFU.
ffmylife 0
that's how most 13 year olds are...
ElMundio87 0
go to hell you spoiled little shit
PhillyFox 0
Oh wah. Parents always screw up their kids' age by at least a year. They sure did with me. Be thankful you got a party at all, you spoiled little brat.
lalalandgirl123 0
its her dad he should know how old she is and i know it hurts when parents forget that stuff.
ffmylife 0
put it this way. at least they remembered your birthday. BESIDES! AGE 13 IS NOT FUN! when you are 13 and you are around other 13 year olds, you start wondering how the hell you wound up in kindergarten all over again.
Shady06 0
you have a gf at 13 what the ****....
patticake1601 0
her dad has the girlfriend!!!!!
scateice 0
lol its not really all that uncommon for teenagers to have boyfriends and girlfriends ya know :)
wambamtysam 0
dads gf dumbass
sophie_the_freak 1
I WAS 13 WHEN THEY BOUGHT THE STUFF!
edwadokun 0
i agree with everyone.. who the **** cares.. oh no one year difference BOOHOO you're THIRTEEN for crying out loud and you think your life is ****** up? are you an idiot or what. gosh go watch a disney movie or something you little prick
JLGCJ 0
That happens to me too. I'm turning 14 on saterday and mom keeps saying o my baby is going to be a teen now.
Acidwash1987 0
wow...oh no, atleast you got something. I havent gotten a party since I was 7 and Im not bitching.