Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
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IllegalLight 0
If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.
Kylias 6
Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday! And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.
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Comments (412)
blastvortex 4
Maybe it's because you don't look ... "developed" ... enough yet. ㄟ㋛ㄏ
Bishop0523 0
you really suck you are selfish and I hope you get herpys
jessx0x 0
Wow, #82 if you're going to insult someone, at least check your spelling. It's spelled "herpies." :) I definitely don't think you did a typo there and you really think "herpies" is spelled "herpys" lmfao.
GabriLee 0
Actually, it's herpes. Half credit for trying, though!
bucklife 0
at least she got the right day..
MouseyN 0
I know it must be a downer that your dad's girlfriend mixed up your age, but it's an easy enough mistake to make. When she bought these things, you /were/ 12. But she took the time, effort, and money to throw you a party with gifts, decorations, and cake... you're a lucky kid. I hope you appreciate it.
rraaee 0
at least you're getting a party.
jakeJIGSAW 2
I hope you said thank you :)
Starfire22 5
it's not really an fml it was nice that your dads girlfriend made the effort to throw you a party so hopefully you weren't ungrateful and stomped out crying. the fml part is that your dad didn't know how old you are
mandoopandoo 0
stfu brat.
eliz3 0
It's not that much of a big deal, they cared enough to throw you a birthday party in the first place and I bet they feel pretty terrible they got the age wrong. The point is what on Earth is a 13 year old doing on this site anyway, half this stuff doesn't relate to you at all...
Voids 0
It's not ungrateful for someone to expect her to remember how old she was turning. Why even go to the effort at all if you're gonna do it half-assed. I think if I had the choice, I would've said toss the birthday party unless you're gonna do it right, otherwise all you are is disappointed and the purpose of even having a party has gone down the toilet...