Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
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IllegalLight 0
If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.
Kylias 6
Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday! And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.
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scateice 0
If they tried to do something good and it's the though that counts, they should at least know what she's turning. I mean, if they don't even know your age they probably don't give a crap
piano993 0
I have to agree with others, this site is not for annoying tweens and 13 year olds. Go to high school, and then come back. And I don't really think it's that big of a deal that they messed it up. You could have just laughed it off. BTW, turning 13 is not really that amazing. GREAT, now you can see the movies that you were seeing at 12 anyways, right? You're still immature, as that's why you posted this as a **** my life. I'm 16, btw.
scateice 0
Why does your age matter? Your still a bitch :D
eoghanface 0
Your all a bunch of faggotfuckretards for havin this big arrogant opinion on age, im 14, and i think if a 6 year old that warrants the respect that one would normally grant to a 20yearold, they deserve the respect, dont generalise sheep
HookEmTexas07 0
"faggotfuckretard" Yeah, way to prove everyone's point.
sophie_the_freak 1
One, I'm a girl. Two, saying that it shouldn't make a difference because it's just one year is COMPLETELY wrong for the following reasons. It's the beginning of my teen years and I already had my bat mitzvah (LAST YEAR). Also, would it be okay if your dad thought you sixteenth birthday was your fifteenth?? DIDN'T THINK SO.
bobinoguaviare 0
That really sucks babe. Im sorry. You should throw your dads girlfriend a party and make everything according an age like 5 years older than what she is actually turning on her next B-day.
epb111 0
**** you its only a birthday would it really even matter, also the presents would be about the same so who cares.
ezgrl95 0
um sweatheart ur making too big of a deal maybe she forgot or something? but atleast she threw a party be thankful. oh and p.s... ur 13 and u think ur life sucks? yeah ok
blacklikemyheart 0
I don't even remember my 13th birthday, which was 13 years ago. You'll get over it, child
vsch 0
This makes me really sad. Not the actual topic, but the fact that kids under 15 are on this site. Personally, when I was the OP's age, my mother screened what I did on the internet. Hell, i didn't even know what most swear words meant. It's pathetic that parents are so lazy now that they don't care about what their kids are doing. I've heard of sixth graders who have taken ecstasy and had sex before they even turned 13. It's just sick how active kids are in the adult world. Advice: maybe you should spend more time OFF the internet and WITH your parents/step parents so that they can actually get to know you and find out how old you even are.
QWERTYCommander 5
I read this comment as: "I live in a terrible part of town and I was sheltered as a little kid and now I think everyone should grow up like I do!"
fridalovesyou 0
Oh Grow up I was in this site when I was thirteen, Are you calling my mum pathetic? And do you see a sign anywhere that says 15 or older? Just because your 13 or 12 or whatever age group you guys are whining about doesn't make you any different it doesn't matter if you're eighteen or eight you're still gonna have problems sorry to burst you bubble sweetheart. The only reason kids are so active in the adult world is because of idiots like you looking down on them and picking on them, complaining like a bunch of brats. And to your helpful 'Advise" I can't think of one Teenager, 12-19, who likes spending time with their parents. Now please why don't you and anyone else who feels the need to complain about 13 year olds get of the Internet and go get an education.