Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, a door-to-door salesman came to my apartment. I was too lazy to change from my teddy bear print pajamas, fuzzy socks and pink slippers when opening the door to him. He took one look at me and asked, "Hello darling, are your mommy and daddy home?" I'm 22 and live here on my own. FML
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I was home alone, wearing my comfiest pajamas and watching Netflix, when I heard a knock at the door. I opened it to find my parents standing there. They had just driven four hours to surprise me. My hair was a mess, my face was bare, and I looked like a living disaster. "We just wanted to see how you’re doing!" they said. FML
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
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dinosxxrawr 22
he's seen you at your worst. it can only get better from here.
SH4D0WS1N 3
He might have enjoyed the pajama part for all you know.
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Comments (86)
LyraAlluse 25
That is what parents do. One time I was getting dressed when mom decided to invite the neighbors in. They caught me as I was pulling my pants up. It was awkward to say the least.
KingYork 8
Smart dad
pantsman66 20
Maybe he can help you shower and dry rubb your back when you're done showering
dj041392 9
Just go over and reintroduce yourself and that gets your foot in the door to see if she want to hang out sometime (casually)
ZeroGK 9
Don't be embarssed, can't help that your sick on the other hand, hope you get better!
CforCynic 4
Speaking as a chap, if a girl's pretty, which I'm going to give OP the benefit of the doubt and assume she is, there's very little that can make her actually ugly, even being sick. So he didn't see you at your best? Nothing to worry about, he'll see you again at a better time if he lives close by.
sukeforth 9
Not going to lie sometimes that is hot and men usually dont care, so dont worry!
tenac71 6
if he liked you In that state, you're golden.
pain16 11
don't worry about the guy i fancy came over i was ill and in my pjs and he asked me to be his girlfriend so i said yes. my point is if the guy likes you he won't care about how you looked that day
alblynne 8
I feel ya. Wherever I'm unattractive I see hot guys everywhere ahaha