Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML
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Jaxx66 21
Wtf is his problem? OP that's more than screwed up! I hope you two had a chat or a flung bucket to straighten it out.
Pentium_4 27
may have to check, but he might be a fan of buckethead
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Comments (146)
Jaxx66 21
Wtf is his problem? OP that's more than screwed up! I hope you two had a chat or a flung bucket to straighten it out.
Argumental_Rhino 8
Putting you face in the bucket is gross but the idea is kind of funny.
OneNightStan 2
Sticking a condom up your friends ass, while he's passed out, is gross but kind of funny.
tw1st3r 2
FYL! Give him a taste of his own medicine! You're already puking the living hell and your dad is being an ass... That's gross too:/ I would have puked even more ...:/ Some parents really need to grow up and stop acting stupid and immature...
thejewishfuhrer 17
If I was the op, I wouldn't clean the bucket and then pour it on the dad when he was sleeping. Cause I'm not a b*tch
mstangchck 9
27: Where did you get that from? 0.o
datguyuno 5
Just throw the vomit filled bucket on his dumbass face and see how ^he likes it
Keyman1212 14
How one gets a condom in someone's asshole without waking them up is beyond me. Imagine the implications... I think I'm going to throw up in a bucket now ._.
007bawss 0
The bucket… was in ur hands. Didja use it to get revenge? ;D
jarednt39 5
Here's the facts - 27 is the dad and was the one that got the condom in the rectum and took it out on his son.
Clamcreepy 7
I would flung that shit at the back of his head as he was walking out then laugh Ana say " now that's funny"
Jirekianu2 19
You know this could be considered physical abuse.
xxkimmyt 9
Woah, that is nasty! FYL
markrs 0
...I can just imagine OP's father saying, "Time for some hot soup!" *shudders*
SecretMe00 5
Extremely disgusting! Hate to admit it, but I can see my dad doing the same thing to me! Humor now-a-days is very odd.
lolmonster34 0
Go give him a big ol' kiss then ;)
labudamike 6
*Cleveland voice*
fuzz97 23
He clearly did it for the lulz
CheckItOutItsYou 7
Hmmm what gives you that idea?
Michael_92 20
I would have thrown whatever was left on him and left.
Jakesterk96 8
I laughed.
Pentium_4 27
may have to check, but he might be a fan of buckethead
lrgenesis 19
Get better soon op:)
perdix 31
What did your cat do?
ZealIFeel 7
Good reference.
GoW_Chick 15
Well since it was sleeping in the bucket I bet it clawed the hell out of OP's face, poor kitty can't catch a break.
onlychildFTW 34
That had to be one big or full bucket. But that sucks OP. next time your dads sick do it I him to get even!
braddah112233 1
Now thats FUNNY!!!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Even funnier when I do it to you!
grovervac3000 15
oh my god that is SO MESSED UP! how can you think thats funny! think about what you would do!
BatteryAddict 11
The joke is on him. Guess where that bucket is going when op fell better.
xxHodgieLuvs1Dxx 0
Hey:)
ILEIKGURLS 0
This isn't a dating website.
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah BatteryAddict, put a shirt on and stop showing off those abs (you're so gorgeous!) And xxHodgieLuvs1Dxx, cover up those boobs. This isn't Hooters! (oh! you're fine!)
XxMoeMoexX 5
Lowlife
itztrouble94 1
lol im srry dats funny shyt...but u definitely did not deserve dat...or did u..either way lmaooo dat shyts funny
Jaxx66 21
Your comment frightens me. :(
Airman1988 9
Reading your comment dropped my IQ a few points, do you type comments like that because you think it's cool or because your an idiot?
Troll_spray 6
Ok lets see we got I'm** sorry** that** ******* your welcome retard. :)
Troll_spray 6
Ah **** lol you're**
lrgenesis 19
You're*
tw1st3r 2
You're just fked up.
Pentium_4 27
that's actually amazing. so many mistakes in one post. i can spell better drunk.... :/
desireev 18
I now feel dumber reading this comment.. Thanks alot..
Okayitwasme 0
Are you old enough to be on here? Your momma just called you to dinner..... Run along now....! It's okay everyone ..... I think he left.
ILEIKGURLS 0
Don't worry you guys, I'll use my retard translator. "Laugh out loud, I'm sorry that's funny shit... But you defiantly did not deserve that... Or did you... Either way, laugh my ass off that shit's funny." There. That's better.
Bladian 5
87 you spelled definitely wrong.