Today, at work, I was discussing animated movies with a male senior who's got kids. I was trying to refer to Zootopia but couldn't remember the name. I went, "Zoo, zoo... filia?" Silence. It wasn't until I got home an hour later that I realized what I said. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, I joined a conversation about a TV show at work, agreeing enthusiastically. After a few minutes, I realized they were talking about a completely different show with a similar name. I nodded along, trapped, hoping no one asked questions. FML
Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML
Today, I joined a Zoom call late and accidentally unmuted myself while yelling at my kids to stop fighting. I didn't realize I was unmuted until I saw my manager's horrified face and the rest of the team trying not to laugh. FML
Today, my supervisor was watching a video of his son. I heard a voice in the background and asked if it was Elmo. It was his wife. FML
Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML
Today, my husband's latest attempt to torture me was to point out that in every animated kids film like Encanto, Moana, and so on, that somewhere behind Disney's walls is an animator who has to animate the characters boobs and how they bounce when the characters walk. I can’t unsee it; so many films. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Today, I was talking to my manager about a movie. She asked what main actors were in it, but the only one I could remember was Forest Whitaker. I told her then immediately blurted out "You know, the one with the freaky lazy eye." My manager has a lazy eye. FML
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Mozelle123 10
I don't get it. Can Someone please explain?
Ken Smith 11
Zoophilia = animal ****
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Mozelle123 10
I don't get it. Can Someone please explain?
Ken Smith 11
Zoophilia = animal ****
psychgirl123 15
Not quite. It’s a person who is sexually attracted to animals. In theory yes it could end up as animal **** between a human and an animal.
Michael Sawyer 11
sexual attraction/penetration between human and animal is ********** not zoophilia. Zoophilia is a paraphilia involving a sexual fixation on non-human animals. ********** is cross-species sexual activity between human and non-human animals. *source - Wikipidia*
arther 14
Look up the definition of zoophilia.
psychgirl123 15
Paraphillias usually end up in attraction whether they enjoy it or not. And in theory it could end up as ********** if they were to act on their sexual disorder; I was correcting their use of explanation of animal ****. -source, many psychology based courses, specifically abnormal psychology which involves studying Sexual paraphilias