Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Today, I arrived for the two-week scuba diving vacation I spent months saving, planning, and looking forward to. Today, I also developed an ear infection and can't scuba dive for 2 weeks. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML
Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to go fishing together, but he said he was busy with errands. Later, in a casual conversation with my friend, she opened up her phone to show me pictures of her fishing with my dad. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
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Top comments
DaniPandi 22
That bites. But, hey, have fun on the dive!
IdontWanna69 8
As long as you're not on your period you should be fine!
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Comments (146)
The_otis 4
Just remember, steve erwin wasn't killed by some pussy ass shark, and he wrestled crocs an shit. WATCH OUT FOR THEM MOTHA ****** STINGRAY.
Dadz_fml 0
Troll dad?
shizuma_fml 3
Very
skittihorse 8
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
lemonypower 6
Well, worst case scenario you only have to be a better swimmer than the other person you're diving with...
thiscrazything 1
But that only works if there is just one shark.
neverdrinkSODA 12
hey he's just trying to desensitize you to make sure you are prepared for the horrors to come OP
DiscoDave 5
Well have fun!
hobby1013 8
Eeeeek have fun on your dive trip!
stormchaser24 24
Jaws was a robot and a great white, so you will be fine, just don't bleed. Are you on your period?
KRiddle 15
Enjoy your trip, I'm sure he's just messing with you.
MainPrism 16
I agree with #12 get over it & crying about it