Today, my dad found out that I'm a member on a bodybuilding forum and decided to join it too. It's only been a few hours, but he's already told everyone that he's my dad, posted that I'm a "total pussy in real life", and questioned my sexuality. Thanks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML
Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
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Azalorgm 7
Time to fight fire with fire.
PenguinBitch 44
Act like you don't know him and call him out. The administrators might ban him.
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PenguinBitch 44
Act like you don't know him and call him out. The administrators might ban him.
pjsr 33
Yeah, that's real funny that both your dad and you see a different sexuality as an insult Time for both of you to grow up!
isuckwithnames 22
It's not his fault that he is insulted by being called gay. It is in modern culture that being called gay is an insult.
isuckwithnames 22
It's not his fault that he is insulted by being called gay. It is in modern culture that being called gay is an insult.
PenguinBitch 44
@18 OP never mentioned an insult. Don't get offended so easily.
Flowtastic 16
Actually it IS an insult and something to be offended by. Even openly gays/lesbians would be insulted to be called straight when they aren't. I don't see a reason for the OP to grow up, only the father for using that as an insult.
TXFernwoods 26
@49, People generally think a person is straight if they don't really show the "signs" of being gay/lesbian. They usually know that people will mistake them as straight. Being openly gay myself, I don't find it insulting when people think I'm straight.
LunaRebirth 7
Pretty sure I'd take it as an insult to be called gay, when I am straight. What do you expect, someone to run up to me: call me gay and then I say "Yay thank you that means so much to me"?
DaMann360 19
Just an FYI, we don't know OP's sexual orientation. It doesn't say in the FML. It's called heterosexism when you just assume that someone is straight. OP could be gay and OP's father could very well be dissappointed and try to tell people that OP is straight. Don't assume OP is straight. Don't assume anybody is straight. When you do that, it's heterosexism and people can take it very offensively.
chosha_fml 27
#18 We don't know that OP would perceive it that way generally, but what is clear is that he knows his dad is using it as an insult to his son on the site. And you're absolutely right that someone thinking you are LGBT shouldn't be seen as an insult, even if (looking at you #68) you are straight.
NicH1799 20
And over here, you'll see butthurt people, patting each other's backs.
wiseKat99 13
That sucks Op. Some dad....
greatmgmg 3
Hey,man,welcome to bodybuilding family
lbrown66 12
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RomeyRich 22
true father
darbmutat 12
Your dad's clearly competing, and officially said game on, shun!! -based on his fierce commitment, I think I'd just let him have this one
Warden1986 16
Please, tell your dad challenge accepted. Never back down to your father.... Unless he's batman.
vikky538 29
time to change that...
mchmelev1993 10
Time to switch gyms lol
cryssycakesx3 23
nah. I don't think so...
colombiatti 14
It's a forum and not a gym.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Put salt in his coffee