Today, the girl I've had several passionate encounters over the past few weeks admitted we cannot entirely be together as she is married. She wants to make it work with me but cannot divorce as she would lose her visa. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
Today, my fiancée is convinced that I just want to marry her to get a green card, so she doesn’t want to marry me anymore. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I had to face the fact that although I’ve been married for almost 2 years, my dream girl has come into my life and wants a relationship. I don’t know how to break it off with my wife. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
Oh, the comments are not going to like you, my friend.
Razell 13
Tell her that you refuse to have a relationship with a liar. But first, make sure that you've changed the locks on your house. Keep any pics you have of the two of you together, though, in case she threatens you or you need to rat her out to her husband. ... who may or may not exist, depending on whether she's just stringing you along.
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Comments (27)
Dave_Davington 34
Oh, the comments are not going to like you, my friend.
ZoroMiHawk 25
Why? He didn't know she was married.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Maybe he did, and thought that she would leave her husband for him.
PenguinPal3017 19
His post highly implies that he only found out "today".
wheelmaker 6
Obviously. Even though I had no idea and did everything right, we are on the internet and when a guy is banging a married woman he is always to blame.
PenguinPal3017 19
Spotted a wild OP. I hope you have better luck in the future.
BetterThanU 1
When you can only get girls if they use you for a visa...YDI
TheSminty1 17
So when are you going to join their little circle?
RichardPencil 32
Does she like Dr. Pepper, aka, DP?
BeefyQueefy 14
YDI for being way too involved after a few weeks of banging
julfunky 29
What suggests he was ever “way too involved?”
bidet 10
on the plus side, if she says she won't do whatever kinky thing you want her to do, you can threaten to tell her husband so that he'll divorce her.
jttorkildson 21
So the plus side is sexual coercion?
bidet 10
you stay 'potato', I get to enjoy some kinky sex.
WHSKitty4ever 23
What are you doing being with a married woman in the first place?
PenguinPal3017 19
He didn't know until she admitted it today!
Razell 13
Tell her that you refuse to have a relationship with a liar. But first, make sure that you've changed the locks on your house. Keep any pics you have of the two of you together, though, in case she threatens you or you need to rat her out to her husband. ... who may or may not exist, depending on whether she's just stringing you along.
wheelmaker 6
Talking about paranoid. Past experience? It is of course a bit more complicated than described for entertainment, and thank you for dating advice but let me not go into any further details of my private life here. I am sure that if my TV suddenly disappears I will post another FML.
Jerry Leberer 12
I'd dime her out to the husband and USCIS because I'm an asshole
Stan_The_Man 7
You sound experienced in this field... lol
Chazzster 32
OP - Face it, this gal is a user. She appears to be using her husband for her visa. And she is probably using you for the sex and feelings she may not be getting from her husband. Nothing good ever comes from a user. Walk away and be careful.
sparx1_1 12
Run away as fast as you can. There is no good ending for this relationship.
TumblrweedPasses 11
It's only been a few weeks, maybe break it off before you're in a whole world of bullshit Are they still together or have they split ways but are still legally married is a key question