Today, my dad found out that I'm a member on a bodybuilding forum and decided to join it too. It's only been a few hours, but he's already told everyone that he's my dad, posted that I'm a "total pussy in real life", and questioned my sexuality. Thanks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML
Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
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Azalorgm 7
Time to fight fire with fire.
PenguinBitch 44
Act like you don't know him and call him out. The administrators might ban him.
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Comments (106)
whenitdidhappen 14
wow, your dad really hates you
MrHernandez530 10
Lol sorry he's a dick haha thanks for the laugh though again I apologize I kinda needed this
SpcNemo 10
Time to join a fight club, let's see him on there.
JudgeComrade 17
Body building forum? Sounds like the information he supplied was completely true.
tjw1616 21
hehe your dad is great :)
Taylor_Oxelgren 4
At least you got some motivation now.
Lpontis22 3
Your dad sounds like he might not have a good grip on his emotions and the way to show you love. His behavior seems childish, inappropriate, and detrimental. You keep up what you're doing! Maybe it's time to contact the site admins as someone suggested and tell them that he's bullying you. If not, you may need to join another site but not before talking to your dad and other trusted adults for some advice. Don't be afraid to share that his actions are obviously hurting you while you are just trying to better yourself.
crazymono13 3
sounds like a good guy
percythompson96 10
wow that's ****** up