Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
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Josher47 0
Well, there's your problem
Punderful 0
Stood right under it, did ya? Guess you're not a big fan of common sense.
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Comments (96)
Josher47 0
Well, there's your problem
mzbabygurl97 0
WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE??? shouldn't you at least have a broken neck or somthing smh.........
birds_fml 7
Ceiling fans aren't that heavy, geez. And it's not like it's that far to fall from the ceiling to your face, like a couple feet maybe depending on how tall you are.
PumpkinTarte 0
When we get invaded by aliens you'll be standing there trying to figure out what they are, whether you just woke up in front of a huge movie screen or whether maybe you sleepdrugged yourself with hallucinogens, and either are quite unlikely but in the end you'll stand there so long that @^@$^#&%! happens to you while we've all already gone into hiding.
SakuraYoshimoto 3
I've always had a fear of that happening to me. My fan clicks every second and is really old because I live in a Queenslander.
Leward 0
Well, atleast you found out what was wrong with it. Hope you're not hurt that badly.
UnicornHunter 12
I'm afraid of fans. If mine was rocking violently, I'd tie my mom to the couch and see she'd die.
TheCurlyTheory 0
.........wtf?
roaminginsomniac 0
I guess you could move faster, or earn the nickname Turtle
tokintot07 0
hahaha. well that sucks. I hope your face is doing well.
Punderful 0
Stood right under it, did ya? Guess you're not a big fan of common sense.
Jonomazin 0
lol, that's a pwn.
AndelleRae 9
Bahahaha. Fantastic.
SillyPoop 0
Not much common sense at all for this one! Dummy!
mmmyeahsaraa 0
nice job sherlock
Skull_300 0
What the ****? ...Today, I smelled something nasty. I became violently ill. It was dog shit in my living (under that area where the ceiling fan used to be). So, I went to see why the dog shit there. I found myself standing in dog shit.
Tonisha123 0
Wow too bad you would probably be dead if that really happened
APD16 1
Yeah, the guy who thought up the theory of evolution is annoyed that someone got hurt by a fan *rolls eyes*
beethoven_fml 0
ummm he had turned it off
Tequilamockngbrd 7
But still. It fell on his -face-. I don't lift many ceiling fans, but I assume they're pretty heavy. Taking something really heavy right to the face (*giggle*) should cause some pretty bad damage, right?
livvyluvlaf 8
kaySL you made it sound like you implied it was on when you mentioned "blood sprinkler." a bump on the head by a not spinning ceiling fan wouldn't cause blood. Maybe a bloody nose at the most, but that's all.
xenomorph 0
1. Find what component of the ceiling fan failed. 2. Repair or replace that component. 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!!!1!!!one!!
Dopeyrox 0
that's funny as long as u weren't really hurt. if you were then sorry
OHIOxRAIN 0
bet youll never do that again, right?