Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried out the high-tech eliptical at my gym. The 70-year-old man next to me who was also using one went faster and longer than I did, and unlike me didn't stop for a break. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, I joined my grandpa on his morning jog. I didn't last 15 minutes before nearly passing out from exhaustion. He came jogging back home nearly an hour later looking even better than he did when we left. FML
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Snowboarder2010 0
YDI for being judgmental. There is a lot of older people that run and exercise to stay in shape and stay healthy.
cecilylove 0
Ouch. ;)
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cecilylove 0
Ouch. ;) [2nd!]
me199 0
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pinktiger 0
nope ;)
cecilylove 0
Ouch. ;)
Reyo 2
This translates to "Today, I tried to make myself feel superior by belittling someone only to find that they were better than me at the thing in which I was belittling them." Bully.
LexRB 0
I agree with reyo jerk, YDI for being fat, mean and stupid bitch
blondebrunette11 4
hahaha i wanna see that(:
I_used_2_luv_her 0
An old man is in good shape, I agree FYL
Apple_pie777 0
it might Hav been zig zillar
Snowboarder2010 0
YDI for being judgmental. There is a lot of older people that run and exercise to stay in shape and stay healthy.
Soulathyia 0
OMG THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! Like LOSE not gain weight! Or maybe work out so you have more energy!
Bladian 5
They were at the gym for a reason, retard.
metroido 21
uh, not everyones goal is to lose weight.
DiminishedFifth 0
That happens when you're fat
skyeyez9 25
I recently moved to the colorado springs area and hiked up a very steep hill locals call the incline. It took me an hour (one mile walk). I am in good shape but it kicked my butt. There was an old man (60's) who jogged straight up the hill and back down without stopping! The high elevation kicks your ass too until you get used to it. The old man beat all the younger guys up the hill.
strawberryhtty 0
YDI for actually posting this as and FML. I don't feel sorry for your stupid ass. Maybe quit your bitchin and do something about it you wouldn't be in this situation.
LemonStarship 5
The old man has skills