Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, the driver side mirror of my car was smashed off and laying on the ground. On the window was a $75.00 ticket for improper equipment for not having a mirror. FML
Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
Today, after getting my car completely fixed after it being damaged for a year, I was driving and the entire side panel on the car fell off. The repair man forgot to put the screws back in. FML
Today, my dad is too old to drive, period, and yet while I was at work my wife thought it was a good idea to let him try her new Mercedes, which by the way I bought and insured. He used the accelerator like he was driving a shitbox Nissan and destroyed our local kebab shop's big front window and door. FML
Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML
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Chazzster 32
I’m sorry, but It sounds like Dad is a klutz and should not be be driving and you should not park your car in Dad’s garage. It goes without saying that Dad owes you for the mirror(s), but usually people that careless are not good at paying for their damage.
tounces7 28
Is your dad clumsy, or an alcoholic?
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Comments (5)
Chazzster 32
I’m sorry, but It sounds like Dad is a klutz and should not be be driving and you should not park your car in Dad’s garage. It goes without saying that Dad owes you for the mirror(s), but usually people that careless are not good at paying for their damage.
Inkoseh 33
I hope OP can get it. Gosh my FIL blamed my husband when he himself backed up and hit my husband's car in the driveway. Here's hoping OPs dad isn't a douche canoe in that regard.
RichardPencil 32
He's looking at 14 years of bad luck, and that's just the mirror-smashing we know about!
tounces7 28
Is your dad clumsy, or an alcoholic?
Regis Bent 12
If your dad dameged your car a first time and didn't pay for the damages you shouldn't have let him drive your car again.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Dad should have paid for both.