Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML
Today, I showed my father a nice sweatshirt online, hoping he would take the hint and get it for me. He did, three sizes larger than mine, for himself. FML
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, I asked my father for some help paying my college tuition. He told me he'd help me after I become more accredited than he is. My father has 2 PHDs. I'm studying to be an elementary school teacher. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
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Top comments
LolaD18 1
Get one that says "My other dad is less of an asshole". and wear it everywhere with him.
dudeitsdanny 10
Art is very hit or miss. She COULD be rich and famous.. Or she could end up working in retail or fastfood to make ends meet. Science almost always guarantees you a job.
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Comments (103)
CaughtChaLookin 0
wow
FreebirdIII 1
Just sounds like he is proud of his daughters. Why advertise, when he is there to support you. Selfish much.
bluegoldfish 7
but since when is science a more reliable career path than art?? honestly, with the recession and budget cuts, particularly in the uk, science is by no means a guaranteed path to employment, my mum even went apeshit when i said i wanted to do astrophysics, and that's one of the good ones (by "good" i mean there are more jobs and more opportunities available because not many people do it and we dont know as much about space as, say, the human body so there's more scope for research, not that it's actually a better subject because that would be a really douchey thing to say).
chikachikawahwah 0
I dunno, here in the US, medical jobs are in high demand. Medical (i.e. nursing) majors tend to be considered under the science major category.
bluegoldfish 7
oh ok. in the uk, i think science is separate from medicine but i could be wrong. medicine is really competitive here though, and research scientists make hardly any money, so in terms of career prospects art and science are about the same
CitrusGirl 0
A Bachelor of Art is BA but a Bachelor of Science is BS.
MrSexyPants 14
There's nothing wrong with science. Art is what's pretty useless unless you can draw and stuff. Ugh.
CitrusGirl 0
It's a joke, buddy. I have no disrespect toward science. But I do have disrespect for those who say art is useless. You know what is encompassed in "art?" Novels, short stories, poetry, sculpture, drawings, cartoons, photography, acting, dancing, sewing, paintings, music, theatre, film, graphic design, jewelry design, spoken word, and more. Art is not useless.
bluegoldfish 7
yeah but they might spend 37 zeroes' worth and be left a lowly billionaire.
stallion2521 0
Psh like a polo would be better... that shirt rocks
i_love_grrr 0
agreed! lol
horneyhic 15
or she might not make all that money until she's dead
EvilDoll 7
Buuuuuut more than likely she will fail, become a starving artist, and ultimately end up eating her paintings to survive. I hope acrylic sounds downright delicious to OP, or she's going to have a tough time.
xxlauruh 0
I have a BS in biology and going for my masters, and uhhhh I make a lot more money than all my art major friends combined.