Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML
Today, I showed my father a nice sweatshirt online, hoping he would take the hint and get it for me. He did, three sizes larger than mine, for himself. FML
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, I asked my father for some help paying my college tuition. He told me he'd help me after I become more accredited than he is. My father has 2 PHDs. I'm studying to be an elementary school teacher. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
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Top comments
LolaD18 1
Get one that says "My other dad is less of an asshole". and wear it everywhere with him.
dudeitsdanny 10
Art is very hit or miss. She COULD be rich and famous.. Or she could end up working in retail or fastfood to make ends meet. Science almost always guarantees you a job.
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Comments (103)
tbrizzy 0
ungrateful bitch!
vettle 6
so you're a grad student and your sister is only taking her undergrad still? and he's more proud of her? sorry, but your dad is a dick.
TheCountess 4
Perhaps they were referring to natural sciences instead? Isn't forensic science rather like applied chemistry that doesn't require the same technical background and knowledge as natural sciences do? Please correct me if I'm wrong.
suri23 11
scientists don't make that much money-I know, I am one.
HunterAlpha1 8
you shoulda worn a t-shirt that said "my real dad isn't a dick".
Trent_21 6
Haha your dad is awesome
noblonde 0
ahhh been there done that
PsySygirl 0
126 gotta keep my chin up and hope that all my efforts will be worth while one day but thank you for the encouragement. I was trying to point out that the "smart" degrees don't necessarily bring a care-free life. you have to do something you love, and you will be good at it. And it all goes uphill from there :) 144 forensic science is a 4 year degree in which you learn various things. You are right, it's mainly revolved around bio chemistry, however analytical techniques usually involve electrical equipment which we learn to operate and troubleshoot. Meh a forensics degree is much more than the fun and excitement that they portray in CSI :)
That0therguy 4
I like that dude.
EnaBoC 5
^ yes this is true. But what is also true is that 128 is a blonde