Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML
Today, I showed my father a nice sweatshirt online, hoping he would take the hint and get it for me. He did, three sizes larger than mine, for himself. FML
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, I asked my father for some help paying my college tuition. He told me he'd help me after I become more accredited than he is. My father has 2 PHDs. I'm studying to be an elementary school teacher. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
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Top comments
LolaD18 1
Get one that says "My other dad is less of an asshole". and wear it everywhere with him.
dudeitsdanny 10
Art is very hit or miss. She COULD be rich and famous.. Or she could end up working in retail or fastfood to make ends meet. Science almost always guarantees you a job.
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Comments (103)
kasumii 1
Are you Asian? No offense intended here but that's a very stupid-Asian-dad thing to do. I feel your pain.
SkyHiLyfe_808 0
It actually does.
RileyL29 0
88.. I want to thumbs up you because you have a valid statement. But I want to thumbs down because of its content.. :( hope something turns up for you!!
blookitty 5
did you really put "he'd had?" you know that "he'd" is a contraction of "he had," right?
thecovert 7
Your dad is an as#.
MarioandSonic 8
he'd it specially made? no..just no...
lifeinhd 3
128, yes, but no. What the OP was effectively saying was "he had had," which in this case is grammatically correct. Just saying "he'd" or "he had" would not fit within the context of the sentence.
monnanon 14
You do know an art major could be in anything art related like animation. All OP said was "Art show" I had a graduate art show and my degree was in media design, we shared the art show with 3d and 2d animators, jewellers, sculptors and architects and well as the traditional painters and artists. So maybe OP will end up with a high paid job as an animator or an architect. Plus there is nothing wrong with having a major in something you really enjoy, the world would be boring if it was filled with bankers, scientists and politicians wouldn't it?
ogle5431 1
your dad sounds awesome!!!!
slinkydee 2
you never know, he may a proud father who was trying to express to people that he has two very talented daughters.
TheDrummingResul 0
artists don't make a lot of money.. sorry.
Gabilliam 19
Tell that to David Hockney and Tracy Emin etc.