Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML
Today, I showed my father a nice sweatshirt online, hoping he would take the hint and get it for me. He did, three sizes larger than mine, for himself. FML
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, I asked my father for some help paying my college tuition. He told me he'd help me after I become more accredited than he is. My father has 2 PHDs. I'm studying to be an elementary school teacher. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
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Top comments
LolaD18 1
Get one that says "My other dad is less of an asshole". and wear it everywhere with him.
dudeitsdanny 10
Art is very hit or miss. She COULD be rich and famous.. Or she could end up working in retail or fastfood to make ends meet. Science almost always guarantees you a job.
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Comments (103)
ccc567 0
tht sucks to know ur dad isnt proud
MythMaker 0
Your dad is my hero,, I would so do that!
adiberkeley 0
make a T-shirt saying " my real dad is God & not the one wearing a T-shirt saying My other daughter is a science major"
Yankeefan1234 0
At least your doing what you love! I have a BA in Mathematics and my parents are always offering to pay for therapy sessions...if i need them.
jwktheman 6
He's right art is not a real degree
Tgimarie 0
Lol that's hularious
Bludmagnus 13
For those of you who thought what the dad did was funny... here is a reality check... in this economy, she is going to have a job sooner than the daughter who is a science major. Why? Because in science fields, they always hire men first. I am not being sexist, just telling the truth.
leopardk 0
The ****.
Feklfekl2222 32
It's because there are too many forensic science graduates for the jobs (there's 10 times too many) because of shows like csi
kstrick228 6
that sucks, but such is life