Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML
Today, I showed my father a nice sweatshirt online, hoping he would take the hint and get it for me. He did, three sizes larger than mine, for himself. FML
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, I asked my father for some help paying my college tuition. He told me he'd help me after I become more accredited than he is. My father has 2 PHDs. I'm studying to be an elementary school teacher. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
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Top comments
LolaD18 1
Get one that says "My other dad is less of an asshole". and wear it everywhere with him.
dudeitsdanny 10
Art is very hit or miss. She COULD be rich and famous.. Or she could end up working in retail or fastfood to make ends meet. Science almost always guarantees you a job.
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Comments (103)
YacL 15
Well somebody has to bring the optimism to such a pessimistic site.
joshijosh 0
haha Evildoll that made me LMFAO.!
imacreeper 3
OP should walk around wearing a shirt saying "My other dad isnt a ********" this would be a great time for you to tell him he's not your real father anyway :)
Djzom13 0
Make one for him that says "I never finished high school"
YummiGummi 0
hahahahahahahhahaha oh that sucks lool
nippe_fml 0
I'm about to be a science major, but my second choice would be something with art, because I love both. Your dad is a jerk! fyl
clemcool_fml 0
it was kind of a douchey joke for him to make, but hey, he came, right? my dad has yet to attend one of my gallery openings.
PsySygirl 0
I beg to differ that. I'm a forensic science soon to be graduate in the UK and have close to 0 prospects...
CallMeHush 1
Art major... good luck with that. In the mean time a couple of phrases you might need, Welcome to Walmart and Would you like fries with that?
RKD 23
Your dad is a major douche, don't worry, you might make it big in art or you can be a teacher-you will do well, don't worry you did the right thing following your passion!