Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
darkangel8799 0
Way to go dad!
orphinz 3
You should of taken out a picture of your boyfriend and you should of told him where in the house you did it.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (216)
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
#17... nice... or... Op could of said... "tapped that one too!!!"
incrediblekarma 3
Seriously? This Dad probably met her when he was giving awesome lessons in his spare time. All the more awesome because presumably he said "I tapped that last night" in an English accent. The only thing that could make it more awesome is if he had to take the pipe he was puffing on out from his mouth to say it.
wriptidez 0
tell him to be a real dad not a perv
computerpete 3
Having sex is no big deal. But being a good father is something to be proud of. By the way he treats you, he failed.
dancerobyn 0
hahaha!! omg!
sherryl_fml 0
agreed... dd
smashu112 0
is he single
gofuckyourselfha 0
sounds like an awsome dad
DealsOnWheels 0
epiiiccccc.
CaptainPat 0
damn. I mean, if you were his son this would still be weird, but him showing his daughter makes it 10 times creepier