Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to find some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is for is going to be disappointed when they get my 3DS game. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I received a package from Amazon that was supposed to contain the book I needed for my open book final exam tonight. They must have mixed up my order, because the box contained a large pink dildo. I think the universe just told me to get fucked. FML
Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML
Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML
Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML
Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
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Top comments
raininginseattle 9
You didn't say whether YOU were disappointed or not...
DKjazz 20
Another package mix-up? What a pain in the ass.
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Comments (87)
seensuper 14
Well that must suck
NoMore_CoolNames 14
That's not how anal sex toys work...is it?
Dyingpie 9
So my husband and I were getting intimate and I opened up the box i just ordered (that I thought would have my vibrator in it) but I found a 3DS instead!
Dyingpie 9
My bad, a 3DS game. Either way I used it instead of the vibrator.
HelenLFC 27
Yes dyingpie.. You are dying.
LeedleCow 6
Why does dying pie get downvoted every post, he's trying and I feel bad. I feel as if the FML community hates the poor guy. Don't worry DyingPie I'll join you in the downvoted section. AWAY WE GO!
DorkAlert 10
Amazon has EVERYTHING!
DorkAlert 10
Amazon has EVERYTHING!
raininginseattle 9
You didn't say whether YOU were disappointed or not...
TheDrifter 24
It doesn't sound like he is. OP can always just sit on it for a few days and hope his game shows up too.
RoboCunnilingus 23
They ordered Kinky Kong, not Donkey Kong.
jw90 18
Depends on the vibration settings.
perdix 31
No, they can probably shove your game up their ass and have just as much fun. Don't accept a trade with them ;)
dawnimus 21
Unlikely, 3DS games are TINY!
perdix 31
Maybe they are new at ass-play?
little_one 20
Oh perdix we all know it was actually your package! Are you enjoying the games?
DKjazz 20
Another package mix-up? What a pain in the ass.
Dusty_Busters 15
I enjoyed this. Thank you.
Angel_of_Night 10
My sides hurt now!
itsmecutiepie 17
I like how you're not trying to return the package to its destination but just decided to keep it.
Octwo 16
They never said they weren't going to keep it either.
emilycb93 12
Well at least you'll have something to do while you wait to order a new game.
sneeze_watch 19
Shit, I would be so mad. 3DS games are WAY more expensive than (most) sex toys.
leonchen7498 12
i saw a vibrator that costed 69 euros ._. (not sure if they did that on purpose)
Pleonasm 36
Yes, I imagine it won't give them half the pleasure of the sex toy when they try to insert it up their anus.
dianafuentes 17
call the postal people.
Axipiter 24
This has nothing to do with the post office. It has to do with the item that was sent in the package. I'm assuming, since OP opened it, that it was addressed to them. Therefore, it wasn't a postal mixup. It was a shipping mixup.
RonnieG 10
"yeah, postal worker? yeah, you have me the wrong package. I wanted a video game and I got some sort of butt pleasuring device. You need to come get this rubber fist and give me my damn video game!"
kayydb7 14
I'm having a pretty crappy day at work but this comment just made my day about 100x better. Thanks! :)
jerryj 27
OP: Mr. Postman! Mr. Pistman! I ordered a video game, not this anus accessory! Postman: Here, let me have a look at that son...this is definitely the right address. OP: ......dad???
JustinKirby 20
That's a pain in the butt, try calling the number on the package and explain your situation either way Good luck explaining to your parents what mix-up and hopefully you can get that game!