Today, my dad asked my brother not to use his shaver so late at night. That wasn't him, and it wasn't his shaver either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, for the third time, I had to tell my stepfather to stop using my razor. It seems when I told him last time that I use it on my armpits, that only encouraged the behaviour. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years are in fact my father's pubic hair trimmers. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
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Top comments
hekinokuroihi 20
Dad was also wondering why his son moaned in ecstasy whilst shaving.
hershelLayton 13
Wow Op, that ***** of yours must be an airplane engine.
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Comments (55)
epodax 12
Well, obviously you gotta stop using your shaver so late then.
patte_fml 19
Phew. That's one of my major issues I'd have living in the US. Houses made of wood with paper thin walls.
nemcali 34
Ahaha that's hilariously written :)
Lazy34 7
Did your brother take the fall for you?
mytime654321 9
*ten minutes later* *blinks in terror* "I get it now."
cho_bee 9
I had to read this 5 times. Yeah, I'm slow, but I eventually catch on. Post pictures.
kmclen1565_fml 8
you should be glad you weren't busted, out your blessings!
oenjoeh 11
OP's post also made it to the hot page in 9gag!
cornyrob 33
Your father knew this and chose a way not to embarrass you or himself while letting you know.