Today, my dad asked my brother not to use his shaver so late at night. That wasn't him, and it wasn't his shaver either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, for the third time, I had to tell my stepfather to stop using my razor. It seems when I told him last time that I use it on my armpits, that only encouraged the behaviour. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years are in fact my father's pubic hair trimmers. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
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hekinokuroihi 20
Dad was also wondering why his son moaned in ecstasy whilst shaving.
hershelLayton 13
Wow Op, that ***** of yours must be an airplane engine.
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Comments (55)
msmedieval 11
I thought I got it till I read the comments... Yikes OP! Maybe try to find a way to muffle the sound, or buy something quieter.
hey_micky 8
turbo vibrator?
petert71 10
Perhaps Dad already knew who and what it was?
jeanniecm1984 17
When I still lived at home I would put a pillow on top and run a fan to muffle the sound.
socksxox 19
Just here to see if anyone has any tips on muddling the sound.. I have a similar issue!
SilensMort 3
find someone with a good mouth to replace it. ;)
purple_bunnies 20
I just went to college. Didn't have to worry about my parents lol. Now I live with my boyfriend. But in between college years while I was home I would usually do it when they weren't home or else once they moved, my room was in the basement so it didn't matter.
rufus147 12
why do people feel like it's so awkward or what ever with masturbation? let me tell you a little secret..... your parents know that you ********** they did it when they were young and to be honest, they most likely still do :) so stop making a big deal out of it and have a good tea time alone!
H4H 15
Don't tell me they still **********, that puts a disgusting image in my head
ThatHorse 15
Sorry #28 but most parents assume that their kids don't **********, even if they themselves were massive sex freaks with pain dungeons hidden in the underground bunker beneath the nearest abandoned building.
Danne696 14
They would probably still not want to hear it even if they know it. I mean, I know my parents probably had sex when I was living at home but I still appreciate them not doing it loudly and/or obviously so I wouldn't have to think about it.
DanielleinDC 34
Oops! Might want to find a way to muffle the sound, OP.
DrChrisOfWumbo 12
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laden_swallow09 35
Just use your hands.
Cbitz223 7
That sounds like a hairy situation. No? Anyone? I'll show myself out....