Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years are in fact my father's pubic hair trimmers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, after we went and spent $30 to get our two youngest boys hair cut last weekend, they snuck my beard trimmer and had a go at doing it themselves. Guess whose heads are buzzed now. FML
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Top comments
Tarion 0
Nasal herpes. It's the future.
BigL027 0
Do you know what electric nose hair clippers look like? They could not be used to trim pubes, you need a different attachment.
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Comments (40)
Tarion 0
Nasal herpes. It's the future.
technicolourain1 0
hell yeah
Quinzel_fml 0
haha nice:))
BigL027 0
Do you know what electric nose hair clippers look like? They could not be used to trim pubes, you need a different attachment.
RT_fml 0
^true
th3wh1tee 0
Now you know where those nose crabs came from.
fhue_jue 0
#2 - you're right. i don't believe this one.
ideataxi 0
Not that good buddy, sorry.
ubbernoob 0
how could you mistake a nose hair trimmer with pube trimmers? they look like two completely different things.
yuggi1 11
Op is blind. She had me type the FML for her.
dang_fml 0
if your dad used them to groom himself, whether its his nose, ears, pubes or whatever hair, why would you use it afterward? that's just gross. you deserved that
redhawktjk77 0
And HOW did you find this out? For the sake of everyone here I hope he just told you
zebendyone 0
#8 because she didn't realize, dummy. l2read. But I'm afraid that's a pretty dumb mistake to make. Deserved. Mostly because I think this is fake. XD