Today, for the third time, I had to tell my stepfather to stop using my razor. It seems when I told him last time that I use it on my armpits, that only encouraged the behaviour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, my husband caught me scratching my armpit with his beard brush. Just last week I swore that I never touch it. FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
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cuz803 46
Have a secret stache for yourself and don't tell him anything. I bet since it's your STEPfather, he enjoys messing with you so be aware of signs of animosity.
RichardPencil 32
Don't worry. He's just using it to shave his balls. Any reason you just don't take your razor back to your room with you and not store it in the common area?
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cuz803 46
Have a secret stache for yourself and don't tell him anything. I bet since it's your STEPfather, he enjoys messing with you so be aware of signs of animosity.
Yudith 28
Yes, it would be a good idea to sport that secret 'stache in front of him. It might discourage creepy behavior. Be honest if your mom asks you about the 'stache.
RichardPencil 32
Don't worry. He's just using it to shave his balls. Any reason you just don't take your razor back to your room with you and not store it in the common area?
Hangryko 32
Tell your mom.