Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML
Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML
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DanbotXIII 10
You must train harder to snatch pebble from palm, grasshopper.
Freeze_fml 17
Food chain in effect.
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catharsis5 9
Sorry to everybody but I just don't get why people like corner pieces. I like the center piece of a brownie, oh so gooey and chewy especially the fudge ones.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm with you, I prefer the gooey center brownies rather than the crusty corner ones. Also, to get into a fight this extreme over brownies? You can make more easily...just make a new batch and steal all the corner pieces!
ShyAnn29 15
I prefer the center pieces also
zander4310 5
yeah its soooo much better
DjPadrino23Lmp 0
Lol tahahahhaa
SimonREWQ 0
Only in America where people would fight over the last remaining brownie
bizarre_ftw 22
Yeah, everywhere else in the world they simply fight over a mythical controlfreak in the sky. Far more rational.
alzeer 5
LooooooooL
crablegs 2
who likes the corner pieces!?!???
hilary56 0
Who doesn't?
Enslaved 38
I do!
Person1233 13
Corner pieces suck. I always avoid the crunchy corner piece which more often than not, is slightly burned.
aliz8e8 0
Wow strangely sounds like my dad, & I'm a girl!
aliz8e8 0
In Soviet Russia brownie corner fight over you!! Lmao!!
KiddNYC1O 22
Haha, no.
lauraashleyxx 0
Why don't you just make more? U can never have too many brownies
PeteyPablo12308 20
Survival of the fittest OP.
lovejdbieber 0
Abusive father
KailyKii 11
It WAS the corner piece...