Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I was in one of two hot tubs with my dad at a vacation resort, when 3 good looking guys walked into the pool area. My dad moved to the other hot tub so the guys could hang out in the one I was in. They came outside, passed my hot tub, and went into the one my dad just moved into. FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML
Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question? "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML
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eash 10
That's horrible!!
604 11
Dafuq? ... That is beyond insensitive. It's downright rude! Karma will take care of them accordingly.
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Comments (62)
Frenchtony 17
I don't want to play the devil's advocate here, but in a way they might have been the only ones in the whole event to see them as persons, I mean considering someone attractive, or even making fun of them is like accepting this person as "average". While if you keep thinking that you have to act toward them in a different manner, and show some special consideration and everything, you're only singling them out a bit more.
interesting33 37
I think they did not see the people with Autism as human beings or equal. Only for sex and only marginally. I do not in any way think they saw them as people.
Vestin 18
#39: While hardly a sophisticated or politically correct attitude, "I'd tap that" does express a degree of acceptance. If you find someone weird and incomprehensible, the thought of having sex with them can be between off-putting and unthinkable. On the other hand - it's far too easy to fall into a dismissive mindset when helping others. Care doesn't imply respect.
jessedrn 1
I feel like cartman when he met a little person. Haaaaaaahaaaaaaa
Queenie2014 11
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xxreikoxx 31
I have had Asperger's Disorder since I was three years old and am high-functioning autistic. I hope your father and grandfather get served the highest level of karma by someone who's also autistic just to teach them that we're a lot smarter than we appear, and I hope you said something to them about their blatant disrespect. Otherwise, you're no better than them.
JKPwnage 27
Aspies unite!
val_is_lame97 12
Thats highly innapropriate
Autism_Mummy 16
Shame on your dad and grandfather ! I am the mother to a beautiful little boy with autism and I feel that anyone who puts down anybody with a disability isn't worthy of the air they breathe.
Erebus_Terror 12
Wow, would you look at all the butthurt here.
vikky538 29
that's one of the disgusting things I heard in recent times...how can anyone think like that...
logan00_fml 15
Thats hilarious
WarriorOmen 25
You have problems.
Erebus_Terror 12
And you have a gun. :-S
WarriorOmen 25
Dude, it's fake.
Erebus_Terror 12
So please don't fake kill me. I just saw that you're a war reenactor. That's cool, what war/time is it?
irishmaiden78 23
Ok, just have to say this. You're kinda awesome! :D
Erebus_Terror 12
We're all awesome here.
WarriorOmen 25
I'm Autistic, and you can tell your grandfather that we are actually just as wild in bed as anyone else