Today, I was in one of two hot tubs with my dad at a vacation resort, when 3 good looking guys walked into the pool area. My dad moved to the other hot tub so the guys could hang out in the one I was in. They came outside, passed my hot tub, and went into the one my dad just moved into. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
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_shakalaka_ 9
what concerns me more is why was your dad 'pimping' you by moving away? even If the guys went in your hot tub and started chatting you up in front of your dad tat'd be hell awkward! no?
sweetpea129 0
sooo, were they all gay, or are you just really ugly?
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sweetpea129 0
sooo, were they all gay, or are you just really ugly?
Poke_my_mon 0
Blasphemy! NO guy doesn't constantly think about getting laid! Why, I'm thinking of getting laid right now.
mattis78 0
What were you expecting out of this though? A big foursome/gangbang?
samual 0
oh no you life is f-ed because 3 guys weren't attracted to you. a real fml
MadVlrus 1
If there was a young girl in one and an older man in the other... I would join the man as it would be awkward with the girl.
rwac07 0
ur dad wants u to get laid? or did he want some alone "boytime"?
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Your dad is awesome! My dad would probably move to the one I was in :O
Rachel_Vikram 0
Maybe they thought that if they sat near you your dad would come and make a scene...? That's what I would worry about. Maybe they thought the hottubs were gender divided...?
langer3416 0
Lol
TheBestAround23 13
if the guys thought she was cute they might not go into the hot tub with her. some people are good at hitting on girls. they might have went into the other hot tub to admire her
_shakalaka_ 9
what concerns me more is why was your dad 'pimping' you by moving away? even If the guys went in your hot tub and started chatting you up in front of your dad tat'd be hell awkward! no?
MrHighlight 0
Was thinking the same thing...
Mustardnight 3
Whatever i thought it was decent of him, she obviously seemed interested in them. Tbh the dad seemed more aware than anything. It not like she was gonna have an orgy in front of him.
Mustardnight 3
Oh and almost forgot. *shifty eyes* Did you.... Did you do them?
skibutter 1
i agree. i also think that her dads a pretty awesome dad for moving like that.
jawtherian 2
That sucks
Crncj 0
atleast your dad moved
SeeBrendenBurn 0
You deserve it, for not being attractive enough.
Weirdos_Rock 0
She cant control her looks and looks dont matter
8trickster8 0
Looks matter to people that find looks important.
Poke_my_mon 0
Obviously looks matter, and anyone who says they don't is either kidding themselves or doesn't know how harsh the word really is. Attraction is the first thing that draws someone to someone else. No one is going to go up to an ugly person and chat them up with hopes of starting a relationship.
jadetothes 0
Looks are important. No matter how much this may rile you, its a fact of life. People aren't shallow for finding attractive people attractive, they're human.
YouCantBreakMe 9
you can control your looks... ever heard of plastic surgery?
sunkist324 3
ever herd of how expensive it is?!
craze189 0
They were prob just trying to be respectful of your dad... no big deal.
KlaysonRoque 0
thinkin the same thing
adamo_erebus 26
I reckon they thought the hot tubs were separated by gender and didn't want to go into the girls' one.
roseyredcheeks 0
aw): fyl xD
anela_fml 0
not sure what I'd do but yea your dad probably gave wrong impression by moving away from you lol ummm but what's the significance in telling they are good looking lol
plethora 3
Because if they were ugly she wouldn't care.
craze189 0
P.S. I would never have gotten onto a different tub 2 make my daughter more accessable to a group of random guys... FYL for having a dad who doesn't care enough to be over-protective of his daughter.
Calivale 7
so true.
jair_lhao 0
maybe they wanted to have guy talk like about sex with there girlfriends and stuff it would be awkword to speak like that infront of a girl considering that the conversation can be rather embaresing or descriptive
containsnosoy 0
It could've been worse. Maybe they all have girlfriends, or maybe they don't find you attractive... or maybe they would have gotten in the hot tub and it'd of been so awkward that you'd have come to FML to write about it.