Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I kissed my crush for the first time and immediately started sneezing uncontrollably. It turns out that I’m allergic to his perfume. He laughed while I tried to blow my nose without looking insane. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
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Top comments
Olympiakos10 15
I wish I could see the look on his face when he saw you take your hair off casually
_Peppermint_ 34
Why wouldn't he? That's kind of childish.
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Comments (147)
havahnegila 22
Doh
perdix 31
I hope you're not wearing a merkin.
kurodansei 16
Why, why would you mention something obscure so that I'd have to google it! Merkin: OMG that's horrible, why would you wear that!!!!! Why would you make that!?!? (pube wig)
perdix 31
#68, just to see who would Google it. Thank you for playing!
graceinsheepwear 34
Or that you at least leave it on. (Google not required.)
FimogenFeels 14
If he becomes uninterested in you for wearing a wig, that's his loss, and you deserve better. If he doesn't care that you wear a wig, then he's probably a keeper. I wish you the best, OP!
caligirllife 11
I'm curious why you wear a wig..
SleeplessBeauty 12
Because.... She has no hair. Shhh it's top secret.
RedPillSucks 33
OPs crush: So.... does the carpet match the drapes?
cstrife7 4
As much as it seems like a shitty reaction, its just her crush. They might not know each other very well and i'm sure it came as a big surprise to him. He didn't handle it the best, but we all do things that are a little deceptive to look better. wigs and push up bras are no different than toupees and tight shirts on us guys, and there's nothing wrong with that. Just talk to him about it. If he really likes you it shouldn't matter.
davek 36
That's a definite "suck" vote. But if he's getting close enough to kiss you he'd find out soon enough.
qpsarah 10
Why would you wear a wig?
SleeplessBeauty 12
Because she's actually a life-size robot Barbie doll. Thats why.
Sheh_fml 25
Why not? There are a number of health issues that can result in hairloss of varying degrees. Cancer is the most common, but there are many other which are far less severe, alopecia being one of them. I'm actually guessing it's not cancer, since people tend to know and expect them to go bald.
catsie_fml 14
Wow, if he doesn't that is SO rude and immature.
chezgigi 7
That's nothing- imagine a man's chagrin back in the 'good old days' when women wore hairpieces, girdles, and falsies-