Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I kissed my crush for the first time and immediately started sneezing uncontrollably. It turns out that I’m allergic to his perfume. He laughed while I tried to blow my nose without looking insane. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
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Top comments
Olympiakos10 15
I wish I could see the look on his face when he saw you take your hair off casually
_Peppermint_ 34
Why wouldn't he? That's kind of childish.
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Comments (147)
bbambastic 16
How old are you op?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
To all the people asking why OP was wearing a wig, it could be because she has cancer or some other disease. In which case, that makes this story extra sad. So sorry, OP. :(
Dodge4x4Ram 46
most of you can't handle the truth, , looks do matter, , its called attraction for a reason
longlivemetal911 15
Any guy who cares about something as small as that has no right to be your crush. I'm sorry, but I hope you have better luck with your next one, OP.
FlyingPie 17
Sounds like he wigged out.
brittyboo123 35
Don't be embarrassed OP. If he really likes you, it wouldn't matter to him. Good luck. :)
Cheeley 17
I can see how that would be kinda surprising to find out, but it's not a big deal
lowshadows 21
you're either a cancer patient or just loosing hair. Take care O.P
CharresBarkrey 16
"Stuck in a basement, sittin' on a tricycle, girl gettin' on my nerves. Goin' out of my mind, I thought she was fine, don't know if her body is hers."
graceinsheepwear 34
If you ever watch a morning of Jerry Springer and Maury, it seems like every other woman wears a wig, 'cause that's the first thing they go for in a catfight.