Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML
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holymolybro 0
Speaking of Crush.
teddybear334 4
Or...........Today I finally got up the courage to ask the girl I've had a crush on for years if she needed a ride. When I dropped her back off at her house, I accidentally hit her with my car door. FML.
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Comments (106)
Timmeyh87 0
A hit and run then?
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Did he move forward to see what he hit? Then reverse again?
Capt_Oblivious 10
He's taking the term 'crush' a little literal there I see. Just wait until the next date, you'll be in critical care.
hellogoodbye339 3
boners u never EVER disappoint me! whenever i read an FML i always scroll down to see if youve commented thank god your mother gave birth to such an awesome human beingor else i dont know what i w would do with my life D:
kisalycorsis34 0
I'm tempted to call your taste in men into question. So tempted, in fact, that I'll do it. You sure picked a winner, there.
LonelyLoser07 2
Love hurts
kykyshay 0
funny
aglee1110 0
it's more like f his life he was the one who ran u over. lol
kisalycorsis34 0
Don't be so selfish, OP. Just think... Now the price of his insurance will probably go up. Now don't you feel bad??
cheeksMcgeeks 3
Wtf is a human beingor? I mean, I love boners and all but I'm not so sure I would love myself a human beingor.
Timmeyh87 0
I smell jealousy. Kick her in the nuts!